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Joke of the Day
"You say ""kiss ass,"" I say ""rim job enthusiast."""
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"Why was Ed single? Because Sheeran away."
"I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head"
"What did the bisexual sperm say in the morning? UGH!! I WANTED EGGS BUT THIS TASTES LIKE ASS!!"
"ME: ""I don't like this movie."" HIM: ""We are at a funeral."" ME: ""Who directed this?"" HIM: ""A bear attack."" ME: ""Never heard of him."""
"(interviewer): do you have any questions? (me): ya can a werewolf bite really kill a vampire?"
"How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word"
"What do you call a black person that cant sing? A rapper"
"[Adam and Eve in bed] Adam, am I really the only girl for you? GOD EVE, YOU'RE LITERALLY THE ONLY GIRL ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH"
"Is my corny pun... A-maize-zing?"