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Joke of the Day
"What do the hotdogs taste like at the gay parade? Shit"
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"I was at a checkup.. And the doctor said i need to stop masturbating ""Why?"" ""Because I'm checking you."""
"What do you use to make boot soup? Birkenstock"
"Whats the diff between EROTIC and KINKY? EROTIC is when you use a feather. KINKY is when you use the whole chicken."
"Why are dolphins all friends with each other? They just click you know?"
"Which movie is on every man's bucket list? Die Hard"
"So I've narrowed it down and I'm either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap."
"3 men were on a boat.. And all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard. Now the boat was a cigarette lighter."
"Did you hear about the woman who spent 1 million dollars on plastic surgery for her butt? What a waist..."
"Who burns their own city down? The people of Ferguson."