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Joke of the Day

"Make mine a Sandusky. I think I'm going to make a signature drink after Jerry Sandusky - 10 year old Whiskey and tears"

"As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts."

"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone."

"How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman? Well, there is a vast difference."

"I was thinking about telling a Thailand joke... But Phucket."

"Made a folder for my Japanese phone apps... I call them Japps."

"Why did the Orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice!!!"

"ME: ""I'll have a rum & coke."" HIM: ""I can't serve you."" ME: ""Because I'm too drunk?"" HIM: ""No. 'cause this is a hardware store."""

"There are 4 stages in life 1)You believe in Santa Claus 2)You don't believe in Santa Claus 3)You are Santa Claus 4)You look like Santa Claus"

"Men couldn't be trusted with multiple orgasms. I've seen the mess they make with one."