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Joke of the Day

"Mexico Olympic Team Joke Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team? Their best swimmers are all in American waters."

"I get all of my news from ""We Didn't Start The Fire"""

"Some girl wanted me to take her to see 50 Shades of Grey... So I took her to Sherwin-Williams."

"A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: ""Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says: ""Why not man? I really am a FunGi."""

"The part of the Harry Potter movies that I found most unbelievable was that mostly unsupervised teenagers never had wild keg parties."

"A baby came out of my stomach and I was all ""weird, I don't remember eating that..."""

"Profanity is unnecessary and fucking stupid."

"Ask someone if they'll watch your bag for you but never actually leave just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend."

"It is a scientific fact that the gravitational pull of a woman's cleavage on a man's eyes is too strong to be fought!!!"

"I viewed a house with period features My wife hates it when I call her that"