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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice!!!"
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"Should Female Freshmen Be Called Fresh Women?"
"A Spanish magician.. A Spanish magician says to a crowd ""on the count of three, I will vanish into thin air"" he then starts counting ""uno, dos..."" And all of a sudden he vanishes, without a tres."
"What do you do when you come across Santa on New Years Eve? You wipe it off and apologize."
"Remember the undies with the days of the week on them, Monday, Tuesday....? In Romania we had something similar, our girls on their undies had January, February...."
"Our co-op has the most amazing locally grown, organic ibuprofen right now."
"What's brownish and runs on oil? Jesus in a hurry."
"The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed."
"My favorite deleted scene from Lord of the Rings is when Bilbo & Frodo discover they have a long lost hipster cousin called Douche Baggins."
"How does the train eats ? Chew Cheww"