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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone."

"Seriously, if you hacked Trump's account and wanted to make him look bad, WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN TWEET."

"girl if we were pokemon you would be a pichu and i would be a raichu because im a convicted child molestor"

"After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies"

"Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf"

"(Restaurant joke) What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."

"is Kristen Stewart a Vulcan"

"What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for? Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)"

"I beat this orphan kid in baseball the other day... Only because the little cunt didn't know where home is!"

"How much skin does it take to cover a vagina? /sticks out tongue"