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Joke of the Day
"How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman? Well, there is a vast difference."
Next Joke
"Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down."
"I just want to be as happy as a character in the first half hour of a horror movie"
"Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face."
"I knew she'd come crawling to me.. I mean, I DID steal her wheelchair"
"What did George Washington say to his men on March 3rd Tomorrow we march forth"
"Free range chicken is better. The false illusion of freedom before slaughter makes them extra tender."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear?"
"It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers.. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed."
"What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ? Two abominable snowballs"