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Joke of the Day

"How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman? Well, there is a vast difference."

"Why does ""new and improved"" always end up ""expensive and shitty""?"

"Just used my CVS receipt to build a really cool fort for the kids."

"Where do twin lesbians party? Klondike Bar"

"Does anyone know the difference between an elk and a deer?nnCos I think I just ran over a cyclist."

"@BurgerKing I love the way all employees working the drive thru speak English as a 14th language. I just got a frog and an avocado."

"Were Trump to propose a ban on Abortions... he could easily modify his slogan to ""Make America Late Again"""

"Instead of a sock on your door, hang a doughnut. Not only is Doughnut Disturb hilarious, you provide a snack for your now homeless roommate."

"Firing Victoria of IAMA"

"ARCTIC HOOKER Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute."