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Joke of the Day
"Two gay guys went out for a night on the town without any cash. It was an unfunded mandate."
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"I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack.."
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"Dirty funny What do you get when there are two nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chin? A Dick in your mouth."
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"Do you know what Taylor Swift's belly button looks like? A Blank Space"