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Joke of the Day

"Kim Kardashian's baby will be the whitest person to ever see her vagina."

"What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They both swallow seamen."

"Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same? Because they have a tutankhamun!"

"A SQL statement walks into a bar... he confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, ""May I join you?""."

"Jason's wife Liane wanted something that in 6 seconds goes from 0-200.. So he bought her a bathroom scale. You're fat liane, don't sugar coat it. Because you'll just eat that too."

"What came first, the Chicken or the Egg? That depends on which one you had for starters"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"FB makes HS reunions awkward. Hey, I haven't seen you 20 years. So how was that nap you took this afternoon?"

"Have you ever seen those ""Give a penny, take a penny"" things at convenience stores??? that makes no cents"

"I'm having a 'Two Girls One Cup' kinda day and I'm the cup."