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Joke of the Day

"I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning... It didn't taste very rich."

"Why do politicians spend so much time at playgrounds? Because it's a great place to pick up swing voters."

"Walked in on the big pillow in bed with my favorite blanket. Feel so betrayed."

"Wait, you didn't let me finish. What I was trying to say is Hitler was largely misunderstood by people who don't speak German."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year!"

"What's a Russian's favorite food? Vladimir Poutine"

"ladies call me a keyboard cus i'm always in front of the computer and i've got crumbs in all my crevices"

"a friend told me how electricity was measured and i was like watt"

"A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator. The victim said that he was gonna press charges."

"im tired of things costing money"