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Joke of the Day
"I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning... It didn't taste very rich."
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"Friend: If Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Nickelback, and Creed all died in a plane crash who would you miss the most? Me.. F... M.. F.. Me: the pilot"
"What did the egg say to the hot water?"
"What did Donald Trump hate most about school? Essays."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination? HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
"How do you kill a thousand flies at once? slapping a nigerian kid in the face"
"'Marley and Me' has a sequel! It's called 'Me'..."
"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee."
"A guy says to his wife ""why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"" She replies, ""I don't like ringing you at work."""
"Remember how terrified Sarah Connor was when the Terminator came around the corner @ the hospital in T2? IMAGINE IF IT HAD BEEN STEVE HARVEY"