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Joke of the Day
"If Jessica Simpson doesn't name one of her kids ""Homer"", then seriously what's the point?"
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"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side."
"I pulled a muscle trying to avoid my neighbor in the grocery store."
"What do you call a deaf chick in bed? Anything you want"
"I know I'll be a great chef some day... it's just a matter of thyme."
"this nation needs a monument dedicated to its teens. how about a giant middle finger carved out of a mountainside"
"Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets."
"What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not? North Koreans have no Seoul."
"CLEVELAND: We want a championship. DEVIL: ok, but you'll have to host the Republicans. CLE: ...Fine. DEVIL: Trump's the guy. CLE: We want 2."
"I renamed my iPod to Titanic... it's syncing now!"