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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side."
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"How did they name Canada? They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh."
"What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut."
"What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip."
"What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey."
"How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian"
"Warning to friends: If you piss me off I'll put a for sale sign in my yard and list your phone number to call for inquiries."
"If Wednesday is hump day... Would that make Tuesday foreplay day?"
"You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk as off the carousel."
"Hows a forwardly plural Hitler hailed as? Shitler"