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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deaf chick in bed? Anything you want"
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"What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet? Lieutenant"
"It's such a lovely day, even the flowers are singing! Flowers: THE SINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BIND US TO THE DIRT"
"Why do black guys have red eyes after sex? Pepper Spray."
"What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck."
"A surgeon accidentally removed a women cancerless breast.... Sounds like it was a mastec-to-my"
"To all the haters out there, I think Melania Trump's speech hit all the right keys. Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V"
"What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need."
"Bernie Sanders isn't a Messiah. He's just a Jewish guy sacrificing himself to save millions from their own sin and ignorance while being insulted the entire time. Clearly no basis for a religion."
"""Bikini faux pas: are you guilty?"" As a guy, it's very hard to imagine the bullshit that women are bombarded with."