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Joke of the Day
"My grandma got breast cancer and is getting a mastectomy. That's certainly a weight off her chest."
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"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse."
"What's fast and breathes fast underwater? Definitely not a toddler, I can tell you that now."
"They say Trump isn't appealing to minorities... ...but according to the latest polls, he's winning 100% of the Naive American vote"
"I just had my statistics exam Needless to say that I had some mean questions."
"Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading? Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading? Topper: Great Expectations. Rabinowitz: Is it any good? Topper: Its not all I hoped for. Hot Shots Part Deux. Best joke in the movie."
"Thought my friend was an alcoholic because he wouldn't shut up about the bar turns out he was studying to be a lawyer"
"I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like ""Ugh, tourists""."
"Why are beans named after Jews in Spanish. Because they are healthy and good for you."
"I smoked meat yesterday... I think that's how I got salmonella."