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Joke of the Day
"I just had my statistics exam Needless to say that I had some mean questions."
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"Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice."
"Why couldn't the fruit get married? They cantaloupe"
"On this day in history, Cocoa Puffs were invented about 3 hours after that rabbit finally got his hands on a bowl of Trix."
"""When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?"" Yes, son. Love is terrible. ""No Mom, I said LAVA."" Oh. You maybe can survive that one."
"Why was the Frenchmen racist? Because he was a bigette."
"When I was a kid the swear jar at my house was always empty because my sister was a goddamn fucking thief."
"Catholic Priests are taking one for the team... They're touching children, for Christ's sake..."
"What did the talking cow say to the dog giving birth in front of the feed trough? Moo, bitch. Get out the way."
"A man walks into a bar And the bar happened to be at crotch level and it hurt like a motherfucker"