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Joke of the Day
"Why are beans named after Jews in Spanish. Because they are healthy and good for you."
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"What's the difference between Myspace and My space? One Space."
"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was rightI feel ten years older already."
"I had an art teacher in school who didn't believe in deodorant boy was he an aroma to be around"
"TV sitcom idea: Wacky copy editor who yells ""nailed it!"" even when he didn't, also he's alone as mankind was obliterated by a viral pandemic"
"Told my dad about watching Friends on Netflix... Replies with: ""It's better than watching enemies on netflix."""
"To find out your cat name, pick any name at random and refuse to answer to it."
"Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals."
"Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door What the FU.. Wrong car (I have a master's degree)"
"I just opened an email from the vet wishing my dog a happy birthday. I replied asking them to call her because she can't read."