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Joke of the Day
"I smoked meat yesterday... I think that's how I got salmonella."
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"How to make your ears pop? Try some sparkly earrings."
"Duct Tape Turning ""No no no"" into ""mmm mmm mmm"""
"""Bjark! Bjark!"" -Bjork's dog"
"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Clearly the chicken. How would an egg orgasm?"
"""I have a particular set of spills,"" Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt. He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken."
"If you're looking for someone to mute the National Geographics channel and narrate the animals thoughts, look no further."
"Been in an accident? Know someone who's been in an accident? If not, call us & we'll come push you down the stairs or something."
"How do you help a sick ghost feel better? Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!"
"What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."