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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse."
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"When people ask me why I got into drumming I always tell them it's because really enjoy beating off in front of crowds"
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"If Hilary and Trump were to be stranded on an island, who would survive? America."
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"The Better Paleo Diet I'm on the Paleo diet, except I'm the caveman who discovered Snickers."
"It's actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day."
"What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."
"Tell her she's glowing and watch her do the mental math on when her last period was"