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Joke of the Day
"I'm so sick of being constipated... I'm completely losing my shit"
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"""No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."""
"I was wondering how the truck was getting so big... Then it hit me."
"Breaking News: horse in barn has emergency operation... Update: do not worry, he is in a stable condition."
"Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?"
"A white guy, a black guy and a priest walk into a bar.. I immediately shoot the fucking nigger in his head, taking another dark coon out of the gene pool."
"What's the difference between England and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer."
"All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips."
"My longest relationship was when an Uber driver took me all the way to the airport once."
"What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? ""Hebrew""."