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Joke of the Day
"Are you looking forward to the Olympics? I am, they're going to be dope."
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"I saved my husband's life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax."
"Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers? Because they always riposte."
"So I asked my dealer for some coke. He said 'Is Pepsi okay?' It was delicious nevertheless."
"ME: I cant make it in today BOSS: again? why M: my car died B: that's the same excuse you used yesterday M: yeah but today's the funeral"
"What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car."
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite dice game? Benghahtzee."
"If you're wearing sandals with pants on i just want you to know I'm the one who spit on the back of your shirt."
"A man sees a woman 500 feet in the air... He asks her ""hey, do you know anything about parachutes?"" She says ""No. Do you know anything about gas stoves?"""
"I met a girl with 12 nipples Which sounds funny, dozen tit?"