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Joke of the Day
"What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? ""Hebrew""."
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"My son was on eBay this morning. Child services were not impressed with me."
"God: I need an Ark built. *Jesus lowers sunglasses* Jesus: I Noah guy."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor."
"Just killed a butterfly. Let's see how this changes all future events."
"A cat falls in a pool, a rooster laughs. Moral of the story: A wet pussy makes a cock feel good."
"If you held a gun to my head and forced me to choose Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man or Andrew Garfield's, I'd probably shit my pants."
"Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars."
"What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear."
"The surprise in the Cracker Jacks box is Diabetes."