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Joke of the Day
"All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips."
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"The police station installed ""Safe Spots"" for Craigslist sales... Which is great because I always met in a park under a tree but it always seemed so shady."
"Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?"
"I need your best NSFW joke, before our coffee break!"
"While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective defense against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?"
"""Why'd you name me Carson, dad?"" You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal."
"If I get hurt playing Wii Sports, that's still a sports injury, right?"
"It's not easy to make small talk with a meteorologist."
"I wanted to be a feminist for Halloween... ...but a fat suit is out of my budget."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck."