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Joke of the Day

"Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?"

"My Life: Wake up, Survive, Sleep"

"How do you make an Amish woman happy? Three Men-A-Night"

"In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing."

"What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god? Are you Thor?"

"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."

"Why did the snowman take his pants off? Because he heard the snow blower coming."

"The Beatles drummer, Ringo Starr, has passed away... ...the band is now known as ""The Beatless""."

"*I cycle off mt Rushmore and fall to my death but my bicycle lands on the end of Lincolns nose and makes a perfect pair of reading glasses*"

"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."