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Joke of the Day

"What did the suicide bomber say when he saw a naked girl for the first time? Nothing. He just exploded."

"I take the ""L"" and ""R"" on my headphones way too seriously"

"People say I have poor grammar I guess I'm just unarticulate"

"[NSFW] What's the difference between Harry Potter and Jews? Harry Potter came out of the chamber alive."

"I'm Russian When Stalin for food"

"My mom got remarried to a man with a son, and he just crapped in our bathroom. So now I have a step-father, a step-brother, and a step-stool!"

"How does your stomach know to send the burps to the mouth and the farts to your bum?"

"""I always feel so self-conscious when I'm out in public,"" I told my girlfriend. ""Don't worry, you aren't that ugly,"" she sniggered. I said, ""No, but you are."""

"I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... But I need a line to finish it."

"How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears."