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Joke of the Day
"I love the way the Earth rotates... It makes my day."
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"Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all the money they get from the tooth fairy"
"What's worse that burning the turkey on thanksgiving? Being a starving African Child."
"An old man says to the doctor ""I piss like a horse at 6 each morning, poop like a goose at 7."" The doctor says ""Then what's the problem?"" The old man says ""I don't get out of bed until 8."""
"""I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won't want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!"" - cats"
"My insomnia has it's own toothbrush in my bathroom."
"What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)? one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P"
"What happened to Donald Trump when he visited Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"
"I'm really good at fighting.... I won my last fight by 100 metres"
"I'm a really green person, but only because I hate the oceans."