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Joke of the Day

"The thing about human relationships is that one person can be so overcome by a moment while the other person is thinking about KFC..."

"What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other? Purranks."

"You guys know that dude Jesus? Yeah, I heard he was a real thorn in the Romans' side"

"I had sex in a hall of mirrors. I was fucking beside myself."

"It's hard for me to believe that the new Star Wars trailer has already been seen millions of times. How do they even know where it's parked?"

"He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey. A time traveler walks into a bar."

"friend: have u accepted jesus christ as yr savior so u can be allowed into the kingdom of heaven? me: who all going?"

"A man suffering Crohns Disease who speaks to the deceased is currently fornicating with his obese wife. he's a small medium in large."

"There should be a multi-event competition for finding out who the funniest people in the world are. We could call it the LOLympics."

"Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate? His horse kept casting too many neigh votes."