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Joke of the Day
"I went to a sandwich shop, but they screwed up my order Oh wait, I've got the wrong sub."
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"'So Timmy, how did you fall into that well?' 'Oh. I never fell in, I was p- *sees Lassie do cut throat motion* -was jumping in.'"
"What do you fire from underwater guns? Seashells"
"I got sacked from a job for smiling too much... I said, ""If I can't smile on the job, get yourself another undertaker."""
"As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... I experience a lot of flexual tension"
"She told me if I turned off the light I could put it in her butt I guess I should have let the bulb cool first."
"What's a British student's favourite drink? M.I.Tea"
"Just once I'd like to meet a person whose job is to make captchas so I can slap him in the face for making my life difficult."
"If Norman Bates was batman's dad.. would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?"
"Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9? Because Windows 8 9."