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Joke of the Day

"Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow."

"The other day I held the door open for a clown... It was a nice jester"

"I don't know what fool first decided to put carrots in the cake, but they sure lucked out."

"There are few things more awkward on a blind date than looking up from your phone to realise she's left. She obviously wasn't blind at all."

"What do you call a prostitute giving a blowjob under a bridge? Nothing. That's a low blow."

"What did the Alabama sherriff call the black man who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he had ever seen."

"What's Brown & Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Me: Cleaning up is a superpower. Don't you want to be a superhero? 5-year-old: I'll just be a bad guy."

"What do Dicks and School have in common There both long and hard unless you are Asian"

"What European city is home to the most Indians? Buddha-pest."