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Joke of the Day
"What do you fire from underwater guns? Seashells"
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"Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots."
"Best Way to deal with High School Bullies: Grow up to be smarter, richer and better looking than them and then add them on Facebook."
"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"What did the shirt say to the pants? What's up, britches."
"[painting a picture of the last supper] ""Who's that?"" ""Darth Vader."" ""Was he 1 of Jesus disciples?"" ""I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."""
"Two women were talking, one says to the other "" can you believe it, the other day Some one said I was ugly."" ""Don't worry I've been told worse"" ""Oh yeah? Like what?"" "" that you""re also a slut"""
"What did the black kid get on his SAT? Barbecue sauce"
"...: who do you listen to more? Mummy or daddy? 5y: mummy ...: why? 5y: mummy talks more"
"why cant Ray Charles see his friends?? Because he's married."