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Joke of the Day

"Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9? Because Windows 8 9."

"So it's okay for the cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors turn up. But when I do it, I'm ""antisocial"". I call bullshit."

"*doesn't look up from phone* I do"

"How Long is a chinaman"

"what do you call twin chinese rappers? two chengs"

"What do you call an underdeveloped chicken fetus in a frat house? ...an embroyo! heyooooooooo"

"[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]"

"Whoever said ""Just showing up is half the battle"" (a) didn't understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up."

"""Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we're teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song."" - Indians"

"Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit."