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Joke of the Day
"What's a British student's favourite drink? M.I.Tea"
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"Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys."
"Working on my new book, ""How to Get Through Life Without Reading."""
"I told a psychiatric ward patient to stand in the middle of two black poles ... and he did it ! The absolute madman!"
"I love my dog. He's a real son-of-a-bitch."
"Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!"
"I wish I had remembered this was a rectal thermometer before I'd put it in my mouth for 3 minutes."
"A fat woman just served me at McDonalds... ... and said ""Sorry about the wait"". I replied and said ""Don't worry, you'll lose it eventually""."
"Why do French people eat no more than 1 egg per meal? Because one is un uf."
"If she says, ""I'm OK,"" you're fine. If she says, ""I'm Fine,"" You're not OK."