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"Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist? Trigger discipline"
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"I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."
"What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k"
"A guy walks into a psychiatrists office... ...wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts""."
"Teenage son gets academic honors every year in school, yet he can't cut a straight line with a lawnmower. I believe I am being played......"
"I get a little too excited when I hear the sound of sizzling fajitas go by."