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Joke of the Day

"Camping for your honeymoon Is fucking intents"

"Trump winning the election I did nazi that coming"

"I suck at video games. I mess up the character's life like I have my own. I played Mario today and he ended up $60K in debt and had 4 DUIs."

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer."

"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""

"The year is 2157, our world is much like the one in that futuristic movie starring Tom Cruise. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the"

"I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life."

"I used to work at a calendar store But they fired me for taking a day off."

"I have really bad hearing & thought he said ""I love turds"" but he said ""nerds"" & now I don't know what to do with this shit in my underwear."

"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"