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Joke of the Day
"What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k"
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"Why do Communists only drink coffee? Because proper tea is theft."
"What will Kim Jong-Un name his child? Kim Jong-Deux."
"This girl told me she liked to be teased in the bedroom so we laid down and I said her new glasses looked stupid and she starts crying. wtf?"
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
"Why were Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul so good in Breaking Bad? They were meth-od acting."
"Apparently women prefer men who are taller than them. So I guess it could be said that tall women have higher standards."
"Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left."
"Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore? They don't age well."
"I got married to an antenna... The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!"