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Joke of the Day
"Million dollar idea: Nutella, but super healthy."
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"What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar."
"What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !"
"A dad says to his son, ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind."" ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"Why should you not shop for plywood? You'll get bored."
"ISIS commander to troops ISIS commander: Do you guys know what the leading cause of goat rape is? Troops: No, what? ISIS commander: Sexy Goats ;)"
"There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people Push and pull"
"Use Angie's List if you want a plumber to come over. Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants."
"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's sexual orientation? Bicepsual."
"Oil producers are losing money on every barrel ... But, that's OK because they're making up for it on volume."