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Joke of the Day

"Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist? Trigger discipline"

"What is a mexican's favourite sport? Cross-Country Running"

"If two past lovers can remain friends, either they never were in love or they still are."

"Wanted: Human left leg, to finish the monster I'm making in my basement. Will pay handsomely. No weirdo's."

"Girl, you put the sexy in dyslexia."

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury."

"Thinking of getting a government grant to study ... Why flies can get in your car so easy, but can't figure out how to escape with all the windows down."

"Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"What's another name for a casket? Mourning wood."

"FOX new has saved my legs! I got into a terridle car crash and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel."