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Joke of the Day
"""Talent imitates, but genius steals."" bilbous."
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"Cat knocks over coffee Me.... Cat.... Me... Cat.... Me: well? Cat.... Me.... Cat: (Russian accent) I admit to nothing. Jumps down"
"My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily. I wish he'd leave me alone."
"Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?"
"Why did the students need a ladder to get into school? It was a high school."
"What did earth say to the other planets? Wow, you guys have no life."
"I'm having car trouble. I can't afford to put gas in it."
"My dad caught me masturbating the other day. He said ""son, you'll go blind"" I said ""dad, I'm over here"""
"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASABI!!!"
"Religion That is all"