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Joke of the Day

"Religion That is all"

"What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve."

"What do doctors do with the foreskins from circumcisions? Sell them to gay guys as chewing gum."

"I was making a graph of my past relationships. First I drew the Ex axis then the Why axis. Full disclosure: I saw this in yik yak thought is share it here. :)"

"Does a blue screen of death constitute being defenestrated?"

"Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job."

"I stole a jar of jelly from a friend... While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling ""That's my jam!"""

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A picture only takes one nail to hang up."

"Do I agree that education is getting too expensive? To a degree, yes."

"My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk."