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Joke of the Day

"My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily. I wish he'd leave me alone."

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"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"
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"What is a redditors worst nightmare? [removed]"
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill"