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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom? Because she's trans-parent"

"Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly? They're going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it."

"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies."

"I was walking down the street earlier and saw two kids fighting As an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."

"Why are women like magazines? They have a lot of issues"

"How many people need to die before we fix... ...this horrendous piano dropping problem!"

"We get it. You're Muslim. You don't have to Ramadan our throats."

"A kid with A.D.D. walks in late for class... Look a squirrel!"

"I beat up some eggs with an egg beater. They kept cracking yokes at me."

"I was sexually assaulted by a ghost. Didn't see it cuming."