64897

Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors"

"Investigating Hillary Clinton is like fishing on Discovery Channel ... you catch them, you show them, and you let them go."

"Why did the Hipster burn his lip? He drank coffee before it was cool."

"What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them!"

"What do you call a torturer who says a lot of puns. A PUNisher"

"What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays? Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday."

"if u think ur house is haunted get a cat. whooshing sound? it's the cat. hear footsteps? def the cat. unseen being devouring your soul? cat."

"For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room. The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot. The red shirt dies anyway."

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."

"Why were the new mittens so flirty? Young gloves."