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Joke of the Day
"Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake."
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"Q: Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent? A: Because it nose."
"The KKK, Black Lives Matter And Westboro Baptist Church Throw Urine At Each Other Outside RNC. Reports are still unclear as to what pissed them all off."
"I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match."
"What's the difference between a complimentary cocktail and major brain surgery? One is a free bottle in front of me, the other is a pre-frontal lobotomy."
"Why can't Canada win wars? Because they'll blow you up and then apologize."
"[Sick Humour] What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler."
"Old age is nothing but a computer with 1000 GB of memory running on a celeron processor"
"What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!"
"Kesha got a lip tattoo that says, 'Suck It.' I'd suggest you 'Disinfect It,' 'Fumigate It,' or better yet, 'Avoid It.'"