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Joke of the Day

"My mother + my father condom = MOST AWESOME PERSON ALIVE!"

"What do Mike Jones and an owl have in common? Who?"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender"

"I think I found the cure for gonorrhea It was at the bottom of my wifes handbag."

"Still waiting for the day I can illegally download groceries"

"Los Angeles announced plans to lease 288 all-electric police cars. Do you know where they'll use them? In Watts. I'll see myself out now."

"What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body? Rigatoni!"

"Trinity: ""I really can't stay."" Neo: ""Baby it's code outside."""

"Did you know Hitler didn't like to eat meat? He was a vegetaryan."

"Telling someone w/ depression things like 'Cheer up','Get over it','It's a state of mind', is like telling a blind person 'Just look harder'"