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Joke of the Day

"BOSS: why are you so late? ME: i definitely wasnt up until 4am watching Hey Arnold ha-ha BOSS: well i was and i got here on time"

"are those your eyebrows, or did you headbutt a box of Sharpies"

"The 1996 film ""Crack"" was directed by whom? Francis Snort Cokealot"

"Whenever I'm feeling hopeful for future generations, I squelch it by watching my children move their heads instead of their toothbrushes."

"Wanna hear a construction joke ? I'm still working on it."

"My cocaine is so white Police let it go with a warning"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station the others a busty crustacean"

"15 men all vying for the chance to fight with one woman: 1. The Bachelorette 2. The American presidential race Samsies."

"""You can hide but you can't run,"" -- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids"

"What is College Feminism? What is college feminism? 10.000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren't enough female engineers"