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Joke of the Day

"Law enforcement's cracking down on texting while driving, but there's no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof."

"Your Facebook posts are like your children. Some go on to become successful and others make you look stupid."

"Why can't rappers rap about nice things? YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold"

"Important stuff. If an orange is called an orange, then how come lemon is not called yellow?"

"what's the most gangsta cell phone you can buy? a 4G phone because it's for G's."

"My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head."

"Guys, I'm getting a little offended by these racist jokes. I had a black friend. . . ... Until my dad sold him."

"I party until the taxi with the pretty red and blue lights picks me up."

"I won the prize for laziest person a live... I got a-trophy"

"So i asked my girlfriend if she faked it yesterday.. She said ""No, i was really asleep"""