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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a construction joke ? I'm still working on it."

"I always feel an intense awkwardness when a woman doesn't choose the iron in a game of Monopoly."

"Why was the church opposed to fire on torches? It was heat-on-a-stick."

"Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish..... Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells."

"So the power went out during the Superbowl (Texans Joke) Better get J.J Watt!"

"Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!"

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you... Keep saying ""LOL"" out loud, and you'll die alone. (For Judy in Accounting)"

"Did you hear about the masochist who like cold showers? He took warm ones instead."

"My psychiatrist said my exhibitionist disorder was incurable. I'll show her."

"The worst thing a woman can ask a man is ""Guess what today is."""