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Joke of the Day

"Just found out I'm color blind.. It came out of the purple!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Finely ground and sealed in an air-tight container"

"Coming soon to NBC: She's a lawyer who, you guessed it, doesn't play by the rules. And he's a doctor who, right again, pees sitting down."

"I can hear two bug swatters having a huge argument nearby. I'd give anything to not be a fly on the wall."

"I like my men like I like my grapes Black and twenty at a time"

"The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo."

"How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !"

"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... ""Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the crow that brings bad babies, and the swallow that brings no babies at all!"""

"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."

"Wear jeans every day and nobody cares. Wear a shirt twice in a row and you're suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone."