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"Diagnosing myself on WebMD after smoking a joint is a terrible idea, i always end up with HIV and I probably just have gas (and now anxiety)"
"RIP Daenerys Targaryen we will miss you. #SPOILERALERT Just kidding. I haven't seen the latest episode yet."
"[to an inflatable tube man waving outside a car dealership] i feel like you're overreacting. these are moderate savings at best"
"My sons joke - if you've a cricket ball in one hand, and a cricket ball in the other hand. What have you got? A big cricket."
"A man drops his watch........ And he notices his dog is about to piss on it. The man says ""Oh no you don't, not on my watch!"""
"I just dropped my iPhone in liquor, and now Siri is slurring her words, won't stop talking, stumbling and trying to have sex with me."
"I renamed my iPod to Titanic... it's syncing now!"
"Half of men in America watch porn everyday. The other half are liars."
"What kind of jokestuff do farmers like? Corny jokes."