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Joke of the Day

"The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo."

"she loves me [takes bite of hotdog] she loves me not [takes another bite of hotdog]"

"(Interview) Says here on your resume that you're unpredictable. (I take a squirrel out of my pants dressed as Batman) ""That's a rumor""."

"I probably shouldn't boast, but, no matter what city I'm in, the banner ads say the same three hot chicks are dying to meet me."

"Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious? Vin Diesel"

"Don't argue with strangers on the Internet. Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen."

"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well you have to remember that everything is energy so..."

"Can't wait til Feb. 15th...otherwise known as 1/2 price chocolate day."

"What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head? Brenda."

"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world... ...Then He made the Earth rough and He laughed and laughed..."