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"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You know that she will definitely swallow"
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"""And what will you do if you're crowned Miss Universe?"" ""I will have a special prosecutor put the first runner up in jail."""
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"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."
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