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Joke of the Day
"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You know that she will definitely swallow"
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"JUDGE: I hereby sentence you t- PENGUIN COURT REPORTER: *angrily smashing keyboard with flippers* CAN YOU GUYS SLOW DOWN A BIT"
"Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal. You grab their tail and they're like ""have that one, I don't even want it"""
"After thinking about how bad the average person is at math I've realized that about 75% of people are worse."
"I told my Grandpa an Alzheimer's joke. It was so funny he forgot to laugh."
"Who the hell is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"
"You see two puppies. ""Awwwww!"" But they're cannibal puppies! ""Ahhhhhhh!"" One puppy eats the other! ""Ewwwww!"" Then he takes a nap. ""Awwwww!"""
"You're having a big wedding? Cool. I'm having a Big Mac"
"In this economy I sometimes have to make tough choices. Like between eating or buy that cover for my iPad."
"My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed."